If you are a convicted felon, read on to find out the fastest way to make a cop's job a little "less demanding"...
10) get a moron friend to hold the camera
9) get another moron friend to stand beside you and be your posse
8) brandish a variety of firearms with flair!
7) be sure to name your area CLEARLY, several times
6) be sure to name your gang members
5) do not obscure your identity or alter your voice
4) Throw recognizable gang signs that disclose your gang's name and your turf location
3) TAUNT the cops with "come and get it, baby!"
2) Title your video with your location
And the number one tip to make a cop's job easier:
Post it on YOUTUBE!
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