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Monday, December 07, 2009

Tactical Chocolate


So I'm conversatin' with some peeps who don't own up to having a stash.
I'm thinking it's weird NOT to.
You don't just run out and buy chocolate AFTER you need it.
You should already have it. And it should be somewhere safe, protected, shielded from prying eyes and tempted fingers...
Like your underwear drawer.
Tactical chocolate, gum, etc., ...a variety of SHTF goods.
You never know when disaster will strike, so you should be ready.
I mean, God forbid, what if the last Snicker's truck gets hijacked and the factory burns down?!
Get a stash. Stash it.
Thank me later.

6 comments:

=I:')> said...

Ha! Justification.

Road Warrior said...

Muhahaha - I thought I was the only one that hid chocolate. I have tactical Fairytale Brownies hidden. If you've ever had one, you would understand :)

Annie said...

RW, I never have, but I'm thinkin' I NEED to now!

Dan from Madison said...

Do you eat real chocolate too, not just that mass produced junk? I love chocolate, but can't stand the (insert giant producer here) stuff.

NWBob said...

I love it.
Tactical chocolate.

What better way to follow up tactical bacon.

Unless you're talking VooDoo donuts of course.;)

Gerry from Valpo said...

I really like the idea of tactical bacon, venison jerkey or even tactical polish sausage. Yumm..