According to the last paragraph in this article from the Chicago Tribune, it is now racist to buy an AR-15.
"Why are white people buying assault weapons?" said Ben Agger, a sociology professor at the University of Texas at Arlington who wrote a book about the Virginia Tech slayings. "I almost hate to say it, but there is a deep-seated fear of the armed black man, because Obama now commands the military and other instruments of the justice system. They are afraid Obama will exact retribution for the very deep-seated legacy of slavery."
Yes, it's true. I'm too poor to be a racist, but I'm saving up to be one some day.
I hope to be a racist with an EOTac optic. That may be a little too racist for my wallet and I might have to settle for a racist clone. But here's hoping!
Nod to Armed and Safe for the find.
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Pardon my french, but that Ben Agger is a first class a-hole. Can't wait to take delivery on my EBR, not sure which one yet. Call me a racist, Ben, I double dare you.
Sort of off topic, just bought more .22lr today at Farm and Fleet, the price holds at 17.99 for the 525 pack of Rem golden. Sure, a dud here and there, but the best deal going that I can find. I picked up five more today.
Delivery of an evil black rifle? Wait, I said "black"...that sounds racist.
Fess up, Dan...you just want to own something black don't you?
Oh well. You know what they say, Cracker...Once you go black, you never go back.
*Note to the Furher who's probably having me monitored for using the word "racist" five times in my blog and three times by the end of this comment:
I'm not really racist. I didn't vote for the white half of you either.
The proper term is "cracka" - get it right. And hey, even BHO is half Wonder Bread, just like me.
It really is ridiculous.
If I have a closet full of AK-47's and SKS's, does that make me communist?
I prefer to think of myself as a "liberator" of these arms, which might have never seen the sunny shores of America otherwise, and been confined to a cold, gray warehouse in some commie s***hole.
Actually, I've had the thought that, since I was in the Army during the last days of the Cold War, some of these things might have been pointed at me, if it had turned out differently.
B., that doesn’t make you communist. It does, however make you extremely racist.
Report to the nearest re-education facility near you.
That would be the Subordinate Caucasian Reapplied Educations With Inculcate Techniques sessions.
Or SCREW IT for short.
Don't worry about the "affordability" of racism, you're already a racist!
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Meh. Think I'll just report to the range. Screw it.
WV: thing. no kidding.
Well can't afford to be a real racist so guess I will paint my 10/22 black and put in the 30 round mag, LOL.
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