Me: I'm not texting! I'm taking a picture!
MiniMe: What?! DON'T DO THAT EITHER!
Me: There's nothing that says I can't take a picture.
MiniMe: There was a cop *right there*!! And it LOOKS like you're texting. He's going to pull you over for texting and you're going to go to jail or something!
Me: I wasn't texting.
MiniMe: Argh!! MOM! Quit messing with your phone! That cop is RIGHT THERE!
Me: Then how come I see cops texting and talking on their cell phones all the time?
MiniMe: Because they're hypocrites!
Me: So you're saying...I might beat the rap, but I won't beat the ride...
MiniMe: What...no...what? MOM! Just DRIVE.
The face of teen mother-henning
(and she tells me to turn down the radio, too):
6 comments:
Some one has to keep you in line- you want her or stvee inin
Too funny! She really looks like she was giving you the business, too!
To MiniJet, I posted this on your Spacebook page, but will repeat it here. Someone has to be the responsible one in your family. (It's obviously not MrJet, allowing her to bring all those explosive supplies into your abode recently.) I know it's difficult having a scofflaw for a parent, but the best you can do is be vigilant. But, why was she driving in the first place?
Those labels are uncalled for. You're really being too hard on your self.
Doesnt Mini-jet look cute in that pic? keep it up mini, If you have nay trouble with her, I will take care of it. or You can just carry a jar full of spiders around with you with a label that says "Break if Mom doesnt behave!"
Don't give her any ideas!
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