The study here has motivated me to redesign the mousetrap for a better lifestyle fit tailored to me.
I've done some impromptu redesign with reinforced lines and interior.
The only caveat I have is that this (like most others) is actually an "Aluminum foil hat" as opposed to a "Tin foil hat".
This may be the factor that is fudging with the results of original testing in the previously linked study.
With that said, I did not skimp with generic or weak foil.
I went with the "Heavy Duty" Reynolds that clearly states "Quality" right on the label.
Also, note that I remembered a previous tip that I found on RFC about these
"Press here to lock ends" tabs that keep the roll from falling out of the box.
I started by looking for a design idea, and decided that one factor that may be being
overlooked is a deflective rim.
I chose this for a model.
Upon inspecting the construction and the labels, I noted that "Water repellent fur blend" may be useful in and of itself.
So I decided to employ the whole unit instead of just using it as a model.
*Disclaimer- if you're a touchy feelie type that would rather not use a real "fur blend", feel free to contact PETA for an alternative*
For everyone else, if you'd care to get one of these for yourself, you have to contact this place in Ft.Pierce, FL.
I started off by lining the interior in thoughts that a DOUBLE layer of "aluminum" might be as useful as real "tin".
I deftly wrapped the foil around the brim (underside and topside) and then sealed in the loose ends by wrapping a strip folded in half (for double thickness) around the brim and over the top.
Noting that some of the more well noted designs have an antenna,
I figured it would be a good idea to create one that should also aid in jamming any signals that need interrupting.
Since there wasn't an available extended area to utilize the antenna, I decided that it would be a good idea to use my existing ponytail, knowing that readjustments in
location would be easier than any permanent attachment to my radio wave deflecting hat. Please be advised that reflective sunglasses will also prevent non-authorized retinal scans.
I hope this step by step instruction will help others, and if it saves even ONE brain from being scrambled or force-fed government propaganda, it was all worth it.
7 comments:
Someone has a lot of spare time on her hands. Will the metal plate implanted in my head serve the same purpose?
TooTall
Ever hear the phrase "Its hot enough to fry an egg"? Mind altering radio waves or Omlette ala Cranium ...its a choice we all must face.
This is what you did with your day?
Nah... just about 30 minutes (from dragging everything out to putting stuff away). The biggest chunk of time was fighting with Photobucket. It's really running hinkey lately and keeps locking up EVERYthing else that's opened.
"This is what you did with your day?"
"Nah... just about 30 minutes..."
Seriously! It was a quote, not a real question. I may not be original, but I crack myself up sometimes.
It's my prerogative to answer or not. Isn't it?
Signed,
XX chromosome possessor
Actually since I have more time than sense I find myself wondering if you read the study since it found that the tin foil actually tended to improve the reception of the radio waves rather than deflect them. I would imagine that your wrapped pony tail would really help to receive the signals in the dreaded 1.2 and 1.4 GHz range. Your article was quite entertaining - Thanks!
TooTall
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