Seminar Suffering

What a horrible seminar!
They packed a smidgeon over 100 people in a
40X45(ish) room. There was one bathroom for the entirety, that was three floors down and needed a hotel key (credit card type) to open the door. The bathroom wasn't a kind with stalls...there was ONE potty in there! There was rarely anyone at the front desk to dispense the one shared key and the one that *was* there didn't speak very much English. On top of that, the irony was that she really could have benefited most from the customer service segment. In all the breaks were 10 minutes long to accomplish all the running around and sharing one bathroom between all those people. All the vending machines were either broken or empty and the air in the conference room was broken or something and permanently stuck on 50. People started having runny noses it was so cold in there! Luckily since it WAS packed like sardines, if you got to know your neighbor well enough (and who couldn't in that sitch), you could dang near share body heat. Although, you had to take turns writing because there wasn't enough table space for you and your neighbor to both write at the same time! If someone near the end of a table had to leave, the entire table would have to stand and duck waddle sideways single file (shoulder to shoulder) all the way out into the hall to let the last person out... and back in. I'm really glad there wasn't a fricken FIRE!